[Fri] 29 Mar 2014 [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

How we died
User avatar
Satire
Posts: 166
Joined: Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:42 pm

[Fri] 29 Mar 2014 [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by Satire »

Thanks to the 16 brave souls who came to tonight's V+. Tonight we learned that invading Utes rarely goes well, being jumped with Taylor Swift in the background is terrifying and that the CDF really need to work on their hostage rescue technique.

Our playlist was
  • Stryker Safari
  • Snipe Hunt - Zargabad Edition
  • Stiff Upper Lip
  • The Radio Stars
  • No Pardon VE
  • Hamlet Hunt
Afterparty
  • CHazzarLO
  • Infection - Vybor
  • Outpost Bean
Please leave you scribbles, viddles and piccies here for all to enjoy!
Mr-Link wrote: 7) SATIRE OP plz NERF.

User avatar
WrathzRevenge
Posts: 65
Joined: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:26 pm

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by WrathzRevenge »



Preview~ now sleep.
The Invisible SPAAG by Issus
"Homer: Wrathz, I order you to find that vehicle, and destroy it with the telekinetic abilities gifted to you by your extreme rage!
Wrathz: I'll try, but we're getting fuckin' destroyed out here!"

User avatar
dancemoox
Posts: 269
Joined: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:48 am
Location: V+ Museum & Sanatorium

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by dancemoox »

ramming speed!

User avatar
IceRaiser
Posts: 247
Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:38 pm
Location: IKEA

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by IceRaiser »

Dat sexy captor
Image

Dat wet landing
Image

User avatar
dancemoox
Posts: 269
Joined: Tue Apr 30, 2013 11:48 am
Location: V+ Museum & Sanatorium

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by dancemoox »

Image

Seen here is the Chinook washing its bum in the sea..
ramming speed!

User avatar
Rook
Posts: 29
Joined: Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:01 pm

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by Rook »

Stryker Safari - Mortar Team Driver

'Mortar Team's not important' - Ardyvee 2014

After pulling some wicked tricks on the sand dunes, we stopped on a hillcrest about a kilometre away from our first objective. As we were waiting everyone died, dancemoox descended into insanity, and Commanding Officer Iceraiser was shot. After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)

Snipe Hunt - A2 Fireteam Lead

Avoiding Satire's early assassination/sabotage attempt, we landed in the LZ and I had time to breathe in the Fallujah air before dancemoox headshot me from a roof.

Stiff Upper Lip - A2 AR

Everything went spiffing until the forest of death that we said not to go through. We went through it and everyone was shot.

The Radio Stars - A1 Fireteam Lead

Sahrani was coated in thick fog as the chinook touched down on the isolated country road. Officer Draakon stepped from the transport and grabbed a handful of dirt, holding it against his face and smelling it. He turned to his men -

'They're here.'

As he said this, words and music seemed to reach the soldier's ears. It was a song, a ritualistic chant. "...chuckle...chucklevision...chucklechuckle vision".
The soldiers moved out, trembling with what was to come. Almost at once gunfire was on them, and all tactical advantage was lost. The hostages were killed and near-death Fluffeh betrayed us. The Chuckle Bastion repelled all who ventured toward it.

No Pardon VE - Medic

Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman

Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Team Leader
Heal Rifleman
Heal Automatic Rifleman
Heal Officer
Heal Rifleman


Hamlet Hunt - A1 Fireteam Lead

Apart from moox's lack of straightjacket, everything went without a hitch in this mission, bombarding the village from afar, then infiltrating and picking off the last few survivors. I don't think there were even any casualties.

CHazzarLO - Officer Sergeant Rook

Draakon was personally offended when I shot him, so he shot me. Fastest Cholo 2014.

Infection_Vybor - The Man with the Shitty Revolver

I hid in a barn with Homer until Iceraiser jumped through a window and made me scream. I found myself running from some unenthusiastically roleplaying zombies as well as Taylor Swift.

"OH GOD IT'S A FENCE PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One of the funniest sessions with FA I've ever had.

User avatar
Crocuta
Posts: 136
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2013 6:04 am

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by Crocuta »

I usually try and keep my Fridays clear for V+, but couldn't make it yesterday. I arrived late, opened TS during No Pardon and heard "AUTOROTATE, SHIT, GET OUT OF THE WATER!" I was jealous.

In Infection I was the zombeh. I checked out a huge fireball at the petrol station and found a Draakon, a Dancemoox, and an IceRaiser all facing it with their backs to me. :hist101:

User avatar
IceRaiser
Posts: 247
Joined: Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:38 pm
Location: IKEA

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by IceRaiser »

I checked out a huge fireball at the petrol station and found a Draakon, a Dancemoox, and an IceRaiser all facing it with their backs to me.
*God's Wrath **Praising the Lord

And Rook: RUN, DAMN YOU, RUN!

tired hippo
Posts: 29
Joined: Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:40 pm

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by tired hippo »

Rook wrote:After a desperate glory charge the lone Mortar team was undone by a pacifistic gunner (hippo y u no shoot)

We were killed by a bad guy a few metres in front of us and I had a mortar!!

User avatar
Rook
Posts: 29
Joined: Thu Dec 26, 2013 6:01 pm

Re: [Fri] 29th March [V+] (Worst hostage rescue)

Post by Rook »

We were killed by a bad guy a few metres in front of us and I had a mortar!!
A fair point well made, I suppose I could have run him over aha :S

Post Reply