[GM] 18 Sept 2021 (The Very Anrgy Marder)

How we died (in the future)
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[GM] 18 Sept 2021 (The Very Anrgy Marder)

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17 at least semi-competent comrades showed up to an 80's road trip from the hills of Altis to a frozen Weferlingen.

Our first mission was a lovely drive along the coast to... borrow... some rocket artillery, and use said artillery to complete a special delivery on the other side of Altis. At the cost of only some of our trucks, the mission was a great success!

The next mission saw our band of freedom fighters taking up arms against their oppressors, fighting for their most basic of human rights: cheese. Despite bravery and valiance in excess shown by our comrades, their oppressors had a tank. The tank did tank things... We still do not have cheese...

Next we found ourselves in the snowy woods of Weferlingen, searching to eliminate some enemy artillery before it could escape to bombard us again another day. Losses mounted, and communications became spotty at times, but our courage proved enough, and the artillery was destroyed. We still aren't certain if those party members made it out of the woods though...

Finally, the party took a lovely helicopter ride back to Altis to clear out a few final holdouts taking shelter in a valley. Despite a clear technological advantage of the enemy, victory was achieved, with casualties well within acceptable limits of party doctrine. Party doctrine doesn't actually say anything about acceptable casualties... so anything less than 100% casualty rate is fine, right?

Runlist:
  • Fire Mission [Co-op]
  • Eurozone [GM] [Co-op]
  • Counterbattery in the Cold [Co-op]
  • Blutgruppe [Co-op]
  • House Rules [Afterparty]


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